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Lumen Press
OperationalStill humming
Heartbeats are landing on a five-minute grid. This is not a second-level SLA.
The hum arrives when the snippet is loaded, about once a minute, folded into five-minute slots. Quiet nights are not always downtime. Not a second-level SLA — usually a $20–30/mo status page bill, included because we already had the counts.